dip in the cookie jar 

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

dip in the cookie jar by Callmecrazybut_ November 20, 2014

putting pennies in the pound jar 

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)

She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

putting pennies in the pound jar by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School 

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021

The Diesel Jerk 

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

The Diesel Jerk by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010

throwing the ham javelin

the act of masturbation

I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.

throwing the ham javelin by mikedinghy September 21, 2006

getting the circle jerk 

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

getting the circle jerk by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

The Ron Johnson Situation 

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

The Ron Johnson Situation by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003