tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.

'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'

by yodels loudly December 4, 2016

tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.

Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.

by hstrm July 23, 2014

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020

What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

Tea

You slap your girl in the face when she about to give you head and say "hears *slap* *slap* the mf *slap* *slap* D", referencing the infamous tik tok tea girl.

"I gave my girlfriend the tea last night and now I have no where to stay"

by Bruhmoment69420 April 22, 2019