Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

Teas

Teas is a blood hood in central ward Nikkas get money get fly everything

You heard them teas Nikkas about to spin I’m going home

by Sass finding May 1, 2024

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 14, 2024

Tea

Kelvin
A 6’2 lightskin jamaican Nigerian fine man

Kelvin’s so tea

by Crickkkkkk May 14, 2024

The Greeny tea

When a man named Justin goes to a elementary school and gets on his hands and knees with his private parts covered in chocolate and let’s the little children lick it off his anus and balls

I’m going to the elementary school to pull the greeny tea

by La’marcus123 May 21, 2024