A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.
by Liploss April 20, 2020
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Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020
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by h0m4m May 22, 2020
Get the Fat7e's Syndrome mug.Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,
Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz
Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,
Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz
Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020
Get the DTMS Syndrome mug.When a girl still likes shiki even if they got played. this is called shiki syndrome. They get broken then they fall for them and then they finally offically hate him
by zerowashere October 11, 2020
Get the shiki syndrome mug.NGAF Syndrome is short for Not Giving A Fuck Syndrome. It's simply when you don't give a fuck. This syndrome is comely found in people that just wanna live life and have fun.
by Honki-Bible October 20, 2020
Get the NGAF Syndrome mug.A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.
John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?
Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!
John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!
Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!
John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!
John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.
Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!
John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!
Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!
John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!
John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.
by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013
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