If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)

normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.

Mc salad by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020

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Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

Fruit Salad by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

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Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

Creampie Salad by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

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Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

Toon Salad by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

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