Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Back-Pipe

Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.

Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*

by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Bulk pilled

To take the bulk pill, or to be bulk pilled, means to go all in while bulking. Your focus is entirely on eating as much as possible to gain as much muscle mass as possible. Someone who is bulk pilled will disregard aesthetics and even health in favour of sheer bulk. Many power lifters are bulk pilled.

Derived from red pill/ blue pill

Guy 1: Fuck cardio and macros, I'm just tryna get big!

Guy 2: Based and bulk pilled.

by Asmartfella June 23, 2024

Butt-Pipe

Fat kids who don’t share their food with ethiopians

Cartman you butt-pipe, this is the time of year you’re supposed to share!

by anonymous July 3, 2024

coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”

coconut-pilled

by Bolo99 July 5, 2024