Eat my goal

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.

Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.

by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.

Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.

by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011

yank my rods

mastubate

The chick refused to yank my rods last night

by earthstore August 5, 2010

Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

eating my rhubarb

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.

1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?

by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010

off my mash

to be intoxicated by alcohol, drugs etc

I cant remember much of last night, i was totally off my mash!

by cheggers25 October 23, 2005

check my time

To do something with little regard to not put to much into a person or situation.

i had to check my time with Malik he to demanding

by raingree January 22, 2008