Spicy-Pockets

When a female's period blood soaks into the seat of her pants without her noticing until she puts her hands in her back pockets and pulls back bloody finger tips.

"Sophie reached for her keys and found she has spicy-pockets. It looked like a murder scene."

by Rudra McSeain December 30, 2017

warm pocket

Woman's vagina

He loves thhe warm pocket of his wife

by Abdurrahman Isse January 9, 2018

Back pocket

A term used in football to regard a defender easily tacking the attacker

We played a game of football today. There striker was shit, he was in my back pocket all game

by UgandaSonic January 10, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina

"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"

by Mokesdad September 23, 2017