Monkey Fist

Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.

I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .

by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

monkey bottom

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013

back monkey

Someone who hangs around you incessantly, not able to take a hint and piss off. An annoyingly clingy person.

"Oh my god, that girl is such a back monkey, why doesn't she fuck off?"

by Deej June 10, 2004

Stunt Monkey

A monkey trained to fling rings on polls. They are ment to entertain a crowds of spectators.

Hojo is not a stunt monkey! He is a helper monkey!

by Turbotom March 25, 2003

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Jizz Monkey

A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak

Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!

by FailWinner October 10, 2009

Tree monkey

Woman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc

Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?

by Dj Frydae May 28, 2006