Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 11, 2023

Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 11, 2023

Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Michael

Michael is such an amazing person and really easy to fall in love with , i myself have. He’s a ginger most likely and has little curls. He’s definitely short but cares so much for someone. I really like a Michael but too scared to tell him, but honestly just go for it , even if he has a girlfriend, because Michaels are understanding and kind. If they really like you they will make eye contact, plus they are SO SO HOT 🥵🥵. One look in their eyes and your in love. I don’t know how i could go everyday without such a hot kid in one of my classes. If you don’t know a michael then it’s time to meet one because you’re missing out on everything. They can hurt you but always come back, ALWAYS. They truly care about how you feel even if you always cry and feel like they don’t. Please go find yourself a Mikey MA-nvm RIGHT NOW!!!!

Girl 1: OMG who is that

Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael

Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf

Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘

by LF (maybe initials ;) ) September 30, 2021

michael

absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months

eww look there knob cheese michael.

by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023

Michael

He is gay and short and white ashell

I like you Michael. Sure let me suck your dick

by uubhj October 11, 2019