A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
by duccling January 3, 2020
Get the cum in my hair mug.An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.
Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.
I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.
I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.
by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009
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Get the Salted My Kipper mug.Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.
by Chezitss December 21, 2019
Get the Chillen with my billen mug.Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
Get the by the hairs on my balls mug.ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏
ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?
Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵
Itzel: Say less! My MVP!
ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?
Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵
Itzel: Say less! My MVP!
by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021
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