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cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR
by duccling January 3, 2020
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Eat my goal

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.
Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.
by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009
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Salted My Kipper

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78
by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009
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Chillen with my billen

Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.
Friend #1: What’s up man?
Friend #2: Not much, just chillen with my billen.
by Chezitss December 21, 2019
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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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My Valentine Papi

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!
by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021
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Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.
Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?
by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009
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