Haverford

Haverford is a young women’s special education facility geared towards helping young women who REALLY need assistance.

They are prone to midget invasions from the local midget farm (aka Notre Dame).

John: Haverford is being attacked by a shit load of midgets rn.
Tim: No one cares John
John: Oh yeah
Big Dick Billy (a midget attacking Haverford): I’m Big Dick Billy

by Big_Dick_Billy October 29, 2018

Havens

Havens is the kind of girl you can't stop from eating. She always has something to say and is not afraid to share her deepest secrets. Sometimes you just want to friend zone her. Many awkward moments happen when around a Havens. She is always ready with a conversation starter about the weather. She is really stubborn and likes to be a control freak. Don't get on her bad side.

guy 1: "this girl in my group is awful"
guy 2: "must be a havens..."

by Mr. Blueberry Love December 1, 2018

havenrd

Artist from Queens, NY known for producing Dman Savage songs "Brotherhood" and "Dman Savage Lifestyle" as well as his own music.

"Dman Savage Lifestyle" Prod. Havenrd

by urbuggin February 24, 2019

Håven

Håven is a name typically used for a person who`s penis is of unknown size.

wowee that guy is a Håven algright!

by Ahmed Muhamahd March 21, 2019

Havens

An annoying asthmatic bitch who is a bully that no one likes and enjoys nerd vaping

Dang I really really REALLY HATE havens!

by weganelen April 27, 2019

Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday

Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable

by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019

Haven

a nasty ass hoe who loves trying to get with ya boyfriend while trying to bully your fine ass. Wears clothes 5x too small

If the Havens touch my boyfriend imma have to fuck her up

by Apple butter b*tch November 11, 2019