god squad

the religion crazed person that runs ASB

Thought God Squad may be our asb prez...she totally sucks

by kdrjsf May 10, 2006

peace to the gods

means to be gone or to tell someone you are leaving

r: "yo you out?"

t: "yeah man, im peace to the gods."

by Soto Capo October 16, 2008

Lamb of God

A bad metal band that tries too hard to be "hardcore metal" or "metalcore" or whatever you call it while sucking in the process. News flash: Constant, incoherent screaming doesn't make you a "badass", it makes you look like a group of idiots with no depth. I'm not saying they aren't instrumentally talented, because they are, but raw talent and manufactured guitar solos don't make up for shitty songwriting and boring concepts. Similar cases of talented bands that still manage to suck include Dream Theatre and Children of Bodom.

"YEAH! LAMB OF GOD IS TEH HARDKORE!!!1"
-or-
"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."

by Celia Cruz March 26, 2005

God of Lameos

A person that is the LAMEST lameo in the space time continuum!

ex. Mercedes Carrera God of Lameos

by Soopermonkey May 21, 2011

Zorb God

The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.

'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.

by cunty5000 September 23, 2011

God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

by Nikorasu84 May 7, 2010

god fayer

When someone is in love love with god
as in having a major crush on him
and when you call someone a god fayer, you are pretty much telling them to jack off ect. to god

Me: Gosh Bob your such a God fayer!
Bob: fuck you i dont like god that much!

by Stephanieeeee1 May 25, 2007