Henny dick

When you consume 1 fifth of Hennessy or more

Then fuck a girl for longer than you usually do

Damn bro I'm about to hit Trisha with this henny dick you got a condom

Nevermind I'm going in raw

by Bossmoney December 21, 2019

Phantom dick

When you're high as fuck and you can still feel his dick rubbing against you hours later

"I can still feel him even though we fucked hours ago I have phantom dick"

by Pozoe January 19, 2015

fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

by Chipbord December 26, 2014

shit on a dick

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.

"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"

by Scott Rait August 15, 2006

Dick Bitch

A guy who simultaneously exhibits the properties of a dick and a bitch.

Chris Duran is a dick bitch, seroiously, a dick bitch

by Not A University October 17, 2008