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Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"
After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese
by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025
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Blue Check Bunny

When someone only goes for verified accounts and hops around from blue check to blue check
Bethany has been homie hopping with the country singers like a blue check bunny
by bluecheckbunnyboy December 22, 2025
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slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up
yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.
by neu December 9, 2003
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The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011
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mama bank check

A woman of ill repute.

A woman who commits fraud and preys on other men for ill gotten gain.

Breaks up marriages and families. lies , cheats and steals
from banks to sucker other man for more gains.
Everyone knows and is told the horrid tale of mama bank check.
That is "Mama Bank check", stay away.
Keep you and your family away from "Mama Bank Check"
Stay away from "Mama Bank Check", she is a swindle in disguise.
by SaltyMan May 29, 2013
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guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.

Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.

I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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