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Neo's Cat 

Observational hypothesis used to determine whether the reality humans experience is actual or artificially generated. If artificially generated, the hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim. If artificially generated, this hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim.
“Did you see that? I swear to God it’s Neo's Cat all over again. Tell the programmer I want out!”
Neo's Cat by Nano Hunter October 7, 2009
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the most wholesome little boi in the universe
1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome
bongo cat by thot#_killer October 15, 2018
noun-
Literally meaning *'J'-Category*
—>California prison slang<—

A commonly used phrase in California prisons indicating a mentally unstable person, or someone whom is intentionally or unintentionally acting mentally unstable. Most commonly refers to a person who has been involuntarily admitted to mental health services, but also may be used as a derogatory adjective.

Derived from inmate mental health codes found in Article 9 and inmate classification administrative determinants found in Article 10 of the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation's Title 15, Rules and Regulations:
->"Article 9, section 3364.2 (j) The judicial hearing for an order authorizing the involuntary administration of psychiatric medication to an inmate shall be conducted by an ALJ"

Note: the 2020 Title 15, Article 10, section 3375.2 (17) has been revised to remove the 'J' designation and replaced with a 'PSY' three-letter code.

Alternate spellings:

Jay-Cat

jaycat
"Hey man, you see that guy over there? Yeah just don't interact with him, he's a j-cat for sure."
"Oh yeah, that guy Ronny just came back from Classification Committee and he's now a confirmed j-cat."
"I was grocery shopping yesterday and some j-cat came up to me and just started incoherently blabbering."
"Yo, Billy just acts like a j-cat so he can get free psych meds."
J-Cat by Pankakke.exe November 6, 2021

fluffy cat 

Literally fluffy cat. Soft and cute. Its hairs are neither short nor long. Must have enough length. Also must be healthy.
Angelina is a cat lover. She has a fluffy cat. Her cat is as soft as cloud.
fluffy cat by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
This is a pretty purry paw puss.
Muffy is a 4 P Cat!
4 P Cat by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020

orange cat behavior 

shit only orange cats do because they are literally an insane breed
Person 1: Chancho (the cat) just stole every single sock I own.

Person 2: That’s orange cat behavior
orange cat behavior by bizliz September 29, 2021