A cum sneeze is when you cum hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it "going the wrong way" and it snorting out her nose. Though rare, a cum sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.
Fuck dude. I shot in Beckies mouth last night and she coughed then cum sneezed and it came out her nose.
when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!