The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.

Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.

Chris Zavala by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024

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Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

Chris Garza by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

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Chris and Olivia

The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.

They’re such a “Chris and Olivia” couple.

Chris and Olivia by Imjustawriterrguys July 3, 2024

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chris abou faissal

Chris abou faissal is known to be annoying but will always have the time to listen to your problems with his big ears. Whenever his smile appears, your’s quickly disappears.
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth

Chris Abou Faissal is so annoying

chris abou faissal by anonymousman1123345 July 28, 2024

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