banana

a dick with a skin disease that turns the skin yellow, also have a weirdly long shaped foreskin on top

Woman: "Unzip"
Man: I have a banana in there I'm so sorry
Woman: Don't worry babe, I have an apple ;)

by IdioticboiLmao1! September 9, 2020

show me the banana

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."

by poosaigh January 9, 2025

Banana

A “banana“ is the street name for the opiate Endocet. Endocets are generic Percocets/ Oxycodones. They are better than plain generic oxycodone because they are made by the same maker aa Percocets, They are yellow and oblong in shape.

“Hey bro, I’m in pain!“ “Give me one of those bananas, those round white pills are weak!“

by ALL GONE December 5, 2022

Banana Smash

When someone stands on your benis

“My girl did the banana smash for me last night and we had to go to the ER at 3am. It was so worth it”

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse November 23, 2024

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

pete's banana

A very small thing, very hard to find, all the boys wonder where it is, and so do girls.

Kev: Have you seen pete's banana?
Lev: No, ofc not!

by (>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ July 6, 2015

Di banana

Men who don't know how to act right especially in a relationship

Ke di banana fela

by No one needs to know me October 10, 2019