Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 23, 2018

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 19, 2019

Curly Hair Fag

Usually very short, stalky, and has Curly hair women find them attractive but behind closed doors… Has Fag activities, and names usually begin with Z, A, E, and D.

yooo this curly hair fag zach admitted to our buddy aussie that he has fag activities behind closed doors.😬🤔

by RainDrop💦 October 10, 2022

hair hit the hide

It is what it is.
Whatever will be will be.
Old southern slang.

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!

by ScholarNita February 02, 2021

hay hair

andre

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"

by jimithyturner June 26, 2021

lucas hair

looks like a lions mane ussally a wig and blonde especialy for dutch children.

oh he has a lucas hair

by LILSoMALIANman69 May 23, 2022

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 22, 2020