Snatch n' Stuff

When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.

Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason

Girl 2: How'd it go

Girl 1: Not well at first

Girl 2: Why is that

Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside

Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Slip n' rip

When you're smashing so hard you slip over and accidently rip off your dick and leave it in your pet dog's anus.

Yeah I got that Slip n' rip Billy! Plus it was a pitbull mix!

by Asssplicer May 21, 2017

dick n dip

When you have sex with someone and they never contact you again afterwards.

Mary: how'd last weekend with Rob go?
Emma: it was good but I haven't heard from him since:(
Mary: aw I'm sorry, I hate when guys dick n dip

by Dick Inabut February 27, 2020

Cookies 'n Crack

Cookies and cream ice cream that has been laced with a large amount of crack.

"Dude hit me up with some of that cookies 'n crack you had the other day"

"Nah man, I ran out yesterday"

by Margoriot August 1, 2016

Splash N' Dash

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.

Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)

by J2 J2 January 16, 2010

sipp n swerve

the action of one driving intoxicated(on any level of intoxication) and drinking slowly out your cup while driving side to side on street or highway without regard for ones surroundings.

Gurl 1: "don't drink and drive its dangerous".

Guy 1: "nah, ima sipp n swerve on em."

by 817SeLfMaDeTx September 27, 2013

flexin n flashing

Means you wear you be wearing a bullet or fashion vest or you flex on these hoes

Dayum you get caught up if you wear that Flexin n Flashing

I do my dance on dat hoe so Simxsantana if you see this follow me

by romansspride August 9, 2019