Knee Job

When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.

Short for KJ

That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.

by murphleezy June 11, 2006

Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

by ace September 16, 2003

Slaw job

A law enforcement term to describe a foolish and incompetent attempt to plant evidence on someone who is mistakenly believed to be guilty that eventually backfires.

"He looked like the right guy, so I planted some weight in his trunk, but it turned out to be a slaw job, and now the rat squad is on me."

by rotwald March 27, 2010

Cloth Job

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman

Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.

by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009

Job Sitting

its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. After a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.

Hey want to hang later?

Cant I have job sitting at five.

Sounds like Fun!

by Abrilita January 25, 2011

chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

Squak Job

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

by saints row fan December 3, 2010