nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

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No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

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Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool

“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
“Sick nuts”

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”

by Sickestnut May 22, 2018

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crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

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Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020

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nut swirl

when you are on your knees giving your man a blowjob and you put his balls in your mouth ever so gently and you turn your head to side, rockin his nuts back and forth for a nut swirl in your mouth.

I like when my pal gives me a nut swirl for the holidays.

by meandpallymadeitup December 27, 2016

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