An 8 year old who's had sex before
Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"
by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023
Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
by harristsangyt/yasmin May 02, 2021
I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
by disgruntled vet chef October 29, 2013
a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
by fahh_qqqq August 16, 2013
An anagram and phrase of the name "Donald Trump" which can be used to refer to decrepit men in authority figures, especially crooked politicians. The "N'" usually begins a sentence as it is a substitute for the word "and".
by dumpsterslut May 02, 2018
when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.
" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
by stfumct September 05, 2016
He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.
by Sally Nips September 27, 2009