Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off

Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019

Mexican cum guzzling

Guzzling cum with hot sauce.

Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling

Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.

Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.

by asian4hire December 6, 2016

minecraft mexican pack

Una modificacion para minecraft que incluye cosas de la cultura mexicana

Viste el nuevo minecraft mexican pack ! , es muy Divertido y tiene cosas usadas en la cultura mexicana!

by ReLofi June 23, 2020

mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

by Nilliks October 28, 2017

Mexican Tongue Punch

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.

My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!

by Guns4fun February 14, 2017

Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020