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Chinese Fightin Socks

Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.
This dude just tried me so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul
Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock
by fckingcheez January 29, 2021
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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
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Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.
by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024
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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.
DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”
by Lowcap September 21, 2022
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