I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Js slide it in twn

To slide that veiny ahh dih into yo homie

Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih

by GrandMasterBaiter February 10, 2025

The Slidecast

Are you tired of sitting alone? Are you bored during lunch and want some excitement? Well you came here to watch the epic slideshows! These episodes were created by: Jeff#4, Gigajuice, and MrSnacks. We love these episodes and we think you will too!

(Not normal Person): The Slidecast is so unfunny!
(Guy): kill yourself

by superdupermegaultragigaballs69 February 24, 2025

plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”

I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)

by savage528 February 26, 2025

Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025

Plus-size

Social media slang for being obese. Often used in anti-fatphobic media as a way of politely calling someone obese.

Girl: don't get mad at me for getting a free extra seat. I deserve accomodations for being plus-size.
Guy: girl, you're just obese. You gotta pay for that extra seat.

by Gretelismycat March 27, 2025

Vilu Sized

A tiny man

He was Vilu sized.

He could not reach for the apple as he was Vilu sized.

by Goat Ham February 4, 2026