penis cage

A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.

To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.

Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.

At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage

by Townsman December 29, 2014

dripping penis

A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.

Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?

by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017

penis haver

a man

guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver

by babe haver April 19, 2021

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

penis illin

what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.

I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.

by verbalvomit2003 July 9, 2003

penis manipulation

The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.

Comes from the Greek word for love.

Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.

by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005

atomic penis

A penis of unbelievable stature and size. Enough penis to make an elephant cry.

Ron Jeremy and Peter North both have legendary penises but Joe Error has an Atomic Penis.

by Suze January 16, 2004