To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.
Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
by AllSeeingElephant June 12, 2024
when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato
by behboy April 10, 2016
by Ella Hull November 17, 2019
by Urmomisnotthebomb.com September 02, 2019
Each of us can make an impact, together we can make a rare impact.
We challenge you to make a rare impact.
We challenge you to make a rare impact.
by Rare Beauty September 16, 2022
A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021