fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

rip a new a--hole

To rip apart, tear or make new entrance to ones body

What Sapphire's gonna do to a certain ex member in a rage of female hormonal fury.

by Sapphire March 25, 2004

New York City

A huge realm of streets, buildings, people, etc., sitting on western Long Island, all of Staten and Manhattan Islands, and the peninsula to the north of Manhattan Island, as well as several other isles at the mouth of the Hudson River in North America. My birthplace is somewhere in there.

Me: Penn Station is in New York City.
She: Oh? Where in New York?
Me: Um, 34th St. Midtown. Take the train into New York on Amtrak or on NJ Transit or the LIRR, and you shouldn't miss it.

by Richard Rabinowitz September 16, 2005

brand new as fuck

Unexpected Cunt-Like behavior.
A person acting Brand New as Fuck lives by the motto: "fuck bitches, get money" while claiming to be "Living their Best Lyfe" & staying out of trouble (everybody knows theyre full of fucking shit thou and they broke).

" I was feeling all brand new as fuck then the meth wore off & Like... I guess ive been smashing my coworkers babysMom? Shit Happens. Thats what he gets for getting me this IN THE WAY Job at the tattoo shop.... Is it REALLY next Summer though already? NaUh that was only like, 2 Benders - and YO. Whoooose kids are these actually and WHYYYY are they calling me Daddy yall know I aint aboit that Daddy Daycare Life im an ADULT; Duhhh.. Wait wheres my wife I need a Sandwhich and my P.O. is trying to Lock me up for nothing again I need an ACTUAL Real One to Hold Me Down again... #BrandNewAsFuck

by Frog & Toad Do Child Support March 26, 2019

Happy New Nonce

We say Happy New Nonce here in the UK instead of Happy New year.

Wishing each and every one of you a Happy New Nonce

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

florence, new jersey

The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.

All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.

by stonersunite July 11, 2017