Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 6, 2022

Weekly Dinner Nights

An event in which once a week during dinner you have a "good night ;)" in the dinner then eat it.

Our neighbors started having Weekly Dinner Nights, I could tell because I started hearing loud noises every friday.

by Joe Rogan 167 September 22, 2021

Night Stick

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.

I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.

by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

Demon King Of The Night

A pejorative title used to refer to a person who has a reputation for sleeping around a lot, a depraved pervert, and is a demon in the sack. He soils pure maidens with his perversion.

Est: Kamito is the Demon King Of The Night.
Kamito: No, I'm not!

by Seventymillion July 26, 2018

mexican night special

when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)

also slang for blowjob

brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

in the middle of the night

the song that I was listening to when making this

I summoned you, please come to me
+Don't bury thoughts that you really want
+I fill you up, drink from my cup
+Within me lies what you really want
+Come, lay me down
+'Cause you know this
+'Cause you know this sound
+In the middle of the night
+In the middle ...

by ambvshh November 23, 2022