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dirty therkel

A seizure caused by young assholes at work resulting in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm.
Also a depraved sex act performed by the elderly that is so disgusting it results in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm
He got so pissed off at the new guy he suffered from a dirty therkel.......

Hes never been the same since he gave his missus a dirty therkel
dirty therkel by C-Happy February 12, 2017

dirty mosquito 

It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.
"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."
dirty mosquito by Theoddoneout_T February 15, 2017

Dirty sandy 

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man
Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.
Dirty sandy by Plebcicle February 24, 2017

dirty cummer 

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.
"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"
dirty cummer by Tally225 May 24, 2017

Dirty Contractor 

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .
Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !
Dirty Contractor by AZMPF July 12, 2017

Dirty Surrey

A sexual act involving a couple performing anal but with the man standing upright and the woman violently spinning on his dick.

Usually done in the city of Surrey.
I heard Tom gave her the dirty Surrey on their date.
Oh so that's why she's in the hospital.
Dirty Surrey by Rubanka August 13, 2017