David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend

person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole

by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020

David

Smart

David is smart

by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021

Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.

Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.

by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

by Parity April 7, 2022