Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

bum clapwang

tasty bum clapwang

huge bum clapwang

by wink wink ur a chink January 24, 2020

Chunky bum sex

Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex

I had chunky bum sex last night

by Chunky anal July 1, 2022

Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 7, 2016

bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it

My phone bum googled last night

by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014

Llamas bum cheeks

Llamas bum cheeks good

Llamas bum cheeks tasty

I boner from it

by Ginny mae cowley December 12, 2019

Bum

Some one who sucks at life, dose not go to collage, makes good grades but smokes to much weed
Most bums have names like Tyler, Brice, Grayson, Eric, Jordan, mark, Ashton, and william

Your a bum at football

by O lineman24 February 25, 2019