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swallow-a-banana 

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).
Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.
swallow-a-banana by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009

Peel the Banana 

To take off a condom during sex.
Sam: Hey, when are you and Sarah going to have a baby?
Ben: I don't know. But all she has to do is peel the banana.
Peel the Banana by Wedon June 11, 2015

cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.
1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!
cock banana by Zanith May 22, 2004

sex banana 

Man Last Night I Saw My Girl Having A Talk With

A Sex Banana
sex banana by Jointman2756 October 18, 2015

squishy banana 

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.
"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."
squishy banana by Cum Pump January 19, 2016