Tom

He’s a fit lad fam, plays football and is called Tom

#pengting

Tom is playing football

by Bignan123 November 22, 2019

tom stian

Tom stian is actually a girl

Person1: damn boo

Tom stian: girl**

by Madboi3000 August 29, 2019

Scoot tom

Scoot Tom is a Gamer_demonlord

Wowowowkw its scoot tom

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

Tom

Usually an unattractive manchild who hits on girls way above their weight

"Damn, why is Tom even attempting to talk to Francesca"

by TheShearminator January 23, 2019

Tom Holland

The most perfect person to ever exist

OMG, Tom Holland is so amazing!

by SlytherinRocks September 8, 2019

tom

biggest attention seeker, he's normally gay, likes it up the bum and he is really annoying

tom: "got totally wasted on the weekend" (only had half a drink)

by gookslayer9000 August 13, 2023

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020