A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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Get the jersey hat trick mug.You rub your hands together with chalk and then do a triple layer flip while your man is sitting in a chair and you flip as high as you can then sit on his face.
by Red_Velvet99 November 11, 2025
Get the The Simone Biles Trick mug.when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies
My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
Get the the dancefloor shit trick mug.basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses
The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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Get the Seattle smoke and mirror trick mug.a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way
Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024
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