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The Tubes 

The Tubes is an 80’s band that is very underrated and more people should listen to them. The 7 Amazing members of the band are Fee Waybill,Bill Spooner,Roger Steen,Prarie Price,Rick Anderson,Vince Welnic,and Mike Cotten. The Tubes are best known for their songs “She’s A Beauty” and “Talk To Ya Later”. If you ever get the chance please check out the tubes on the internet or spotify.
I mean more people should listen to The Tubes,their music is really good.
The Tubes by 80’s Kid July 4, 2019
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Bop the Top and Drop the Slop 

"Masturbate and ejaculate." Humorous reference to male masturbation (and it's messy aftermath).
Man, no wonder Jimmy took so long in the shithouse. He had to bop the top and drop the slop.

This is for all the Tostitos 

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

The Tribe 

A group consisting of the Chief, the Cap'N, the peasants, and etcetera, that would do anything for each other, at any time. Friends that have been together for a decade or a day, but are loyal, loving, honest, and fun-loving. The Tribe is made of people that you expect to grow old together with, and by sharing amazing experiences, these are people on whom you will collect all the best dirt on throughout your life.
Etcetera- "I can't wait to go to the tribe tonight...oh wait, I'm already there!"

Peasant-"Hold on, that doesn't make sense?"

Chief- "It shouldn't, because there is no sense, there's only dollars."

Cap'N- "It's OK, I wouldn't expect an impoverished peasent like yourself to even know what dollars are."
The Tribe by Tribal Council June 6, 2011
The Tree, the large Oak tree in the middle if Midsummer Boulevard of c:mk in Milton Keynes. It was once the original home of the Treebos until they were moved on by the security. A Treebo may only become one if they spend a sufficient amount of time at the tree while in a large group of Treebos.
(Treebo 1) I'm bored, lets go home, go back to the Tree!
(Treebo 2) Yeah!! TO THE TREE!!!
(Treebo 3) -to others inside- Come on! We're going back to the tree!

The Tale of Desperaux 

An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).

If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX

The Teens 

A way to describe the 2010's decade
Guy: Donald Trump was elected the president of the United States in the teens.

Girl: Wow, the teens took such an awkward turn! What an ass backwards decade!
The Teens by ANONULY666 February 25, 2017