Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Giga Dad

The Ultimate Man, the Dad to out Dad all Dads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would fall in love.

Woah! Look! It’s Giga Dad!

Giga Dad is so cool!

by Jvabw1ln June 14, 2023

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023

My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.

by Ducarius March 13, 2023

Dad

A man who supposed to be their daughter first love.. a man who supposed to heal their child.. a man who supposed to always be there for his wife and child.. a man who supposed to love his wife and child with all his heart.. a man who supposed to be hero to his family..

Too bad not all 'dad' can do that..

Child : mom where's dad?
Mom : honey.. we divorced..
Child : oh..

by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023