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somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.
by Dillybar66 February 26, 2022
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Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place.
by Bobis52 March 5, 2022
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Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
by Bobis52 March 5, 2022
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West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
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The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
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