fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Selby Take

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.

Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.

by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019

Triple Take

When one woman takes three dicks at once, she gets the triple take

Vicky was excited for the triple take on Saturday night with Evan, Marcus and Mike

by Brilliantlyboring February 25, 2019

Wader Tader

The largest dumbass in the seven seas, often known as a Youngwade07. You will often find one in a fortnite lobby or clash of clans chat. Can't even get a podcast started.

Mom: Look its Wader Tader!
Everyone else: The fuck? Who?
Mom: WADER TADER OVER HERE
Everyone else: *hide under a table to escape the cringe from the name*

by Your pal beaver June 1, 2019

teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014

I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

by usucc October 29, 2019