Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy

Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.

by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019

Happiness

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.

Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.

Happiness is you.

by SnowyHeights :) December 3, 2020

Bingus Happy Day

Bingus Happy day is on February 13th every year and on this day we celebrate our Lord and Savior, Bingus.

Person 1: My birthday is on February 12.

Person 2: THAT'S A DAY BEFORE BINGUS HAPPY DAY

by gr3yd4y November 15, 2023

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it

Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!

by Eigil221 February 28, 2019