Alex

Makes a mean spaghetti cheese

James: what are you making

Alex: Don’t you know James?! A spaghetti cheese

by Fat whopper November 9, 2021

Alex Stuart

Perfect

She had ‘Alex Stuart’ teeth
He was the ‘Alex stuart’ husband

by Hajdjfjnfjr November 10, 2021

Alex

Alex is the kind of person to write his own definition nice but kinda nerdy his fine altogether

Alex is one of my friends

by SprinkleDinkle November 11, 2021

Alex O’kelly

Alex is the type of a man who dosn’t go out with the boys because he enjoys doing face masks and watching pitch perfect with a desiesed hooker in motel room because he is trying to fill the void of being alone for the rest of his life

Alex O’Kelly is a soft penis

by Helen O’Kelly November 14, 2021

Alex

Cmon, everyone loves him, we know this. He’s literally the best and will kill you if you hurt someone he loves

Person 1: “Yeah I beat up Alex’s best friend”
Person 2: “Oh shit here he comes you better run”

by RandomlySelected November 15, 2021

Alex

A really hot and sexy man, who frequently has sex on roof tops of middle schools

Alex: yeah I had sex with her on the roof

by Lemonstinks November 17, 2021

Alex

At first you'll think that she's open like a book, but no. Alex's are closed to them shelves, but you can't always understand it. And God.. They're hot as hell!! The word “dirty mind” is made for them!! And if you betray them, oh.. They'll always remember it.

(-): I cheated on Alex
(-): Bro, she'll never forgive you!

by Alscorpion November 20, 2021