A snack, usually a sandwich or a wrap, that comes prepackaged for your dining convenience at the commissary which leaves you with diarrhea
I always forget that the botulism special wrecks my asshole an hour after I eat it. I've got to stop forgetting my lunch.
by ManEatingFish July 13, 2022

When someone rubs there hand on their scrotum or anus and puts it on someone’s body, possessions, or food. Make sure before you commit this ancient torture method, you say “ Hey man, you know we’re friends, right?
by Chris got it May 10, 2022

by Joker6669 May 8, 2019

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by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018

When you stick your Harry Potter so far down her throat it burns the hairs on your Harry Potter with stomach acid
by Nobin Lahoie September 1, 2016

The act of having a friend call with a fake emergency to bail you out of spending anymore time with another girl/guy
by Trevor Lawrence January 21, 2023
