Simp

Callum

Have you heard about that simp guy ?
who Callum ?

by sdassdadad May 1, 2020

Simp

Square Pimp - when a "square" tries to be a pimp but he gets walked over by his hoes

T: Hey man did you see that Geez girls went renegade?
F: Yeah man dude's a straight Simp

by Why_is_this_on_me June 10, 2020

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

*Simp*
(Abhi-shek)

Person who is very loving, caring and sweet. Overly submissive to his girlfriend only and no other girl.
One who daydreams about her only and always behave cute around her.

Example: writing a whole blog page for her, making a cute painting for her even though he's bad at it are the traits of a simp

by Sanscutie July 10, 2023

Simp

A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.

Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.

by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

simp

someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind

"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"

by guy_fieri March 7, 2020