shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

Ate shit

To fall and become injured

The woman at Stop and Shop had a seizure and she ate shit

by Tommy1228 August 6, 2015

Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.

"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."

by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009

shit work

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

by Dan Gregory May 26, 2006

Shit Tongue

When your tongue is shitty because you have said some disagreeable or annoying things. What you call someone after they have said something stupid or pointless or aggravating.

Leizel: "I heard that if you eat more than two twinkies a day you will be obese by age 23"

Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"

by Dr. Hull MD March 30, 2009

shit shark

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets

I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

shit in the bath

1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk

1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH

by enoyel August 1, 2008