Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019

Reverse Octagon

When you and 7 other friends creat the shape of a octagon by lying on your sides. You must all be naked. You have to beat your meat to the other people around the octagon and the first person to get nut on everyone’s face wins.

Steve: you down you reverse octagon?

Geboris :yessir, do you already have enough ppl?
Steve: I’m sure we can get some.
“The next day”
Geboris: I took a big W last night in reverse octagon.
Steve: round two?

by Reverse octagon- jwally0 June 4, 2019

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.

Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?

by Pgrogz September 28, 2019

reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies

by StYOupiD October 4, 2019

Reverse hourglass

When he gives it to you hard and rough on dofe

Yeah, me and Richard totally reverse hourglassed in the tent last night

by Nick Kluckow October 6, 2019

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina

I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019