A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.
If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.
I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
by cafeine-disciple October 14, 2023
To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.
Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”
by SkeletonSlayer16 January 23, 2024
by D0raTh3Expl0r3r November 30, 2024
When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
Quitting on purpose when your opponent is about to lose.
This is so that you can message them later and say "Why'd you rage quit on me?". When they, in fact, did not rage quit on you.
This is so that you can message them later and say "Why'd you rage quit on me?". When they, in fact, did not rage quit on you.
by Preacher Twin May 07, 2024