by AkiOlathe May 25, 2018
by julia_perry December 11, 2015
A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
by Shit Police February 06, 2020
He shouted "go go power ranger" as the man fires his cum over his misses and spins round and crouch's to the floor.
by Corny4nee January 13, 2025
by srtxasr April 29, 2022
Person 1 "hey you should put a fork in that power outlet"
Person 2 "yea ok I guess"
Person 1 "hee hee hee"
Person 2 "£̶̧̗̩̭̟̺́̉̈̏̌̿̀ͅµ ̤̤̳̙̲͚̫̾͌͌͛̅̆̀¢̴̡̞̙͎͔̋̆́̍͆̚̕͜ͅk̶̨̫͈̻̦͉̰͌̍̏̎̿̔͘ ̵̭͚̤̘͈͎̅́͐̿̇̎̚͜§̵̟̰̣͎͙̪̙̑͌̀͗̉͒͝h̵̨͔͍̞͙̜͛̈́͂͆͐̈̕͜ï ̡̛͚̪̣͓̮͇̿̓̊͐̈́͗†̵̢̛̮̹̬͕̙̠̐̽̉͌̿͘ ͍̫̻͔̦̮̘̿͛͋̽͒̈́̒ñ̴̢̢̮̺̥̠̲͆̅͛̈́́͑͝ï̵͈̘̙̞͚͎͈̈́͋̑̄̂̓͊g̴̨̠͈͙͕̣͉̐̂̏̀̕͠͝g ͍̠̭͔̥͈̑̋̐͊͑͗͠ͅģ̵̟̦͚̱̭̬͗̿͒̆̅̔̿å̶̖̝͍̟̟͓͖͗̈́̍̍̎́̽ ̫̪̰̳̥͍̯̓͐͛͆̍͝͝£̶̧͚͓͕̼̬̥̏̎̏̃̉̓͘µ̴̭̪͎̘̦̳́́̉͑͑̊́͜µ ̛̺̩͖̬̬̩͒͂̃͛̈́͜͝µ̴̨̣̩̘̻̝͚̈͐̇̀̑͝͠µ ̣̼͚͚͉͍͗͗̾̐̋̕͘ͅµ ̧͖͔̳̱̳̞̎̃͋̉̇̐̍µ̴̧̦̬͙͍̦̠̈́͆̾͗͆̊͝¢̶͍͍̺̩̫̥̰̃͒́͋̾̕͝¢ ̢̡̹̯̙̰͍̇̓͒̓̋͝͝¢̵̡̪̹͙͍̬̣̈́́̆̀̂͠͠¢ ̛͚͚͙̟̣̱̔̓̈̀̿̋͜ḱ̵̛̺̤̝͉̪͍̙̆̒̋̔̑k̵̨̮̘̣͇̥̹͛̈́̽̊͛͝͝k ̡̧̛̻̣̝̙̙̿͑̈́̈̕͠k ̪̼̩̖͚̦̹͆̅̾͊̉̒̏"
Person 2 "yea ok I guess"
Person 1 "hee hee hee"
Person 2 "£̶̧̗̩̭̟̺́̉̈̏̌̿̀ͅµ ̤̤̳̙̲͚̫̾͌͌͛̅̆̀¢̴̡̞̙͎͔̋̆́̍͆̚̕͜ͅk̶̨̫͈̻̦͉̰͌̍̏̎̿̔͘ ̵̭͚̤̘͈͎̅́͐̿̇̎̚͜§̵̟̰̣͎͙̪̙̑͌̀͗̉͒͝h̵̨͔͍̞͙̜͛̈́͂͆͐̈̕͜ï ̡̛͚̪̣͓̮͇̿̓̊͐̈́͗†̵̢̛̮̹̬͕̙̠̐̽̉͌̿͘ ͍̫̻͔̦̮̘̿͛͋̽͒̈́̒ñ̴̢̢̮̺̥̠̲͆̅͛̈́́͑͝ï̵͈̘̙̞͚͎͈̈́͋̑̄̂̓͊g̴̨̠͈͙͕̣͉̐̂̏̀̕͠͝g ͍̠̭͔̥͈̑̋̐͊͑͗͠ͅģ̵̟̦͚̱̭̬͗̿͒̆̅̔̿å̶̖̝͍̟̟͓͖͗̈́̍̍̎́̽ ̫̪̰̳̥͍̯̓͐͛͆̍͝͝£̶̧͚͓͕̼̬̥̏̎̏̃̉̓͘µ̴̭̪͎̘̦̳́́̉͑͑̊́͜µ ̛̺̩͖̬̬̩͒͂̃͛̈́͜͝µ̴̨̣̩̘̻̝͚̈͐̇̀̑͝͠µ ̣̼͚͚͉͍͗͗̾̐̋̕͘ͅµ ̧͖͔̳̱̳̞̎̃͋̉̇̐̍µ̴̧̦̬͙͍̦̠̈́͆̾͗͆̊͝¢̶͍͍̺̩̫̥̰̃͒́͋̾̕͝¢ ̢̡̹̯̙̰͍̇̓͒̓̋͝͝¢̵̡̪̹͙͍̬̣̈́́̆̀̂͠͠¢ ̛͚͚͙̟̣̱̔̓̈̀̿̋͜ḱ̵̛̺̤̝͉̪͍̙̆̒̋̔̑k̵̨̮̘̣͇̥̹͛̈́̽̊͛͝͝k ̡̧̛̻̣̝̙̙̿͑̈́̈̕͠k ̪̼̩̖͚̦̹͆̅̾͊̉̒̏"
by The definition of sex October 16, 2022
by dontbealikklepussio July 06, 2023