A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.
Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Get the penis wad mug.A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.
I should have never put my cock in that cunt bacon. It gave me the worst case of penis popcorn you could imagine!
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
Get the Penis Popcorn mug.when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
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Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
by thebiggercat September 12, 2010
Get the penis clenching mug.The bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. Generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.
1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
by Jerk#4 February 1, 2010
Get the Side Penis mug.The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.
Comes from the Greek word for love.
Comes from the Greek word for love.
Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.
by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005
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