penis swab

someone who is worse than penis: a annoying penis who is indescribable

You, you penis swab!

by Mr.504 January 8, 2008

Side Penis

The bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. Generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.

1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"

"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."

2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.

by Jerk#4 February 1, 2010

dripping penis

A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.

Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?

by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017

penis illin

what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.

I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.

by verbalvomit2003 July 9, 2003

penis wad

A term Justin Bieber's manager calls him

Justins Manager: come here you no good penis wad!

by joestickam December 26, 2010

Penis Popcorn

A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.

I should have never put my cock in that cunt bacon. It gave me the worst case of penis popcorn you could imagine!

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

penis manipulation

The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.

Comes from the Greek word for love.

Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.

by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005